The Great Divide 

 

I’ve used up all the whiskey

I’ve finished all the wine

I am no longer certain

If anything is mine

 

I guess it’s time to saddle up

I guess it’s time to ride

It seems that it’s that time again

To cross the Great Divide

 

I know that I’ve been reaping

More than I could sow

The morning light is telling me

It must be time to go

 

And though I maybe stagger

And maybe sometimes slide

I know that I can make it

Across the Great Divide

 

And no one will go with you

And no one’s coming back

You can bet the desert wind

Will cover up your tracks

 

Up into the mountains

And down the other side

To find out what awaits you

Across the Great Divide

 

©Neil Dean ©fieldofsky

 

Change Your Mind

 

If you want a better deal

Want to change the way you feel

Just be real

Change your mind.

 

When things get too hard to bear

And there’s no respite anywhere

Don’t despair

Change your mind

 

Things aren’t going well for you

You’re acting like you lost a screw

What to do?

Change your mind

 

Change your mind, you will find

Everything is perfect, change your mind

 

Want to get a new perspective?

Be a little self selective

It’s effective

Change your mind

 

In the deepest darkest night

Pull the string, turn on the light

It’s alright

To change your mind

 

World has got you in a state

Can’t connect and can’t relate

Meditate

Change your mind

 

Change your mind, you will find

Everything is perfect, change your mind

 

 

©Neil Dean ©fieldofsky

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High Heel Shoes

 

Honey, things are different now that you’re not round the house.

I make a mess everywhere, I even cultivated a mouse

And, sure, sometimes it’s lonely, but I never got the blues

Until I came across a pair of your high heel shoes.

 

Chorus

 

Your high heel shoes, momma

Your high heel shoes

When I came across that pair, I damn near bust a fuse!

Your high heel shoes, momma

Your high heel shoes

If I asked you to walk on me now, would you still refuse?

 

Now, I’m not saying I’m sorry for what I’ve said and done

Cos every fight has two sides, and your side’s only one

I got a little tired of hearing I had to pay my dues

But I never knew how much I’d miss your high heel shoes

 

Chorus

 

If we ever get together and decide to try again

We’re gonna have to have some new rules, so this parting ain’t in vain

I’m gonna smoke a little grass, I’m gonna drink a little booze

And you can give me back my pants and wear your high heel shoes.

 

Chorus

 

©Nigel Wardle  Fieldofsky

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Hippy’s Song

 

I’ve been waiting for this day

 Since back in ‘67

In that vision that I had

When they raised us up to heaven 

To the ship that fills the sky

Full of whole new ways of being

In that vision that we had

I believed, you believed, we believed, what we were seeing.

 

So sign me up and tell me where

To wait for their arrival

I guess that I should qualify

As a tribute to survival

Cos I’ve been hanging on for this

Despite defeats and sorrow

A way to give some peace a chance

Give it some, give it some, love is all you need,

See you there tomorrow.

 

©Neil Dean  Fieldofsky

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Mr Slippy

 

Oh Mr Slippy’s come to town

He’s spreading joy to all around

What’s made Aunty lose her frown?

It’s Mr Slippy!

 

He doesn’t make a lot of noise

He’s just the chap for girls AND boys

He’ll please them all with grace and poise

That’s Mr Slippy

 

He’s everybody’s favourite

He’s welcome far and near

Even Granny bends to greet him

Says, “You can use the back door, dear!”

 

When he goes walking in the park

All the dogs begin to bark

They wag their tails and leave their mark

Sniffing Mr Slippy

 

He’s everybody’s favourite

He’s welcome far and near

Even Granny bends to greet him

Says, “Ooh my word, how you’ve grown, dear!”

 

The vicar’s wife herself confessed

She’d been to see him half undressed

And then revealed more when pressed

By Mr Slippy

 

Our Mr Slippy’s such a tease

He makes us all cry, ”More! Yes please!”

Oh life is good, yes life’s a breeze

Life is good, yes life’s a breeze

Life is good, yes life’s a breeze

When you’re with Mr Slippy

 

©Nigel Wardle   Fieldofsky

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Nasty Virus Gm

 

Gm///Gm///Gm///Gm///

Cm///Cm///Gm///Gm///

F///Eb///Gm///Gm///

 

 

 

 

Now I’m shivering like I’m cold

But I’m burning up inside

I can’t seem to get no air

Unless my mouth is open wide

 

And so I went to the doctor

And what I showed her shocked her

But she said, You don’t require us

You’ve got a nasty virus eating you.

Nothing I can do.

Buy some Paracetamol and take a few

 

There’s aching in my bones

There’s thunder in my head

There’s lightning in my eyeballs

And rocks all in my bed

 

I’d better telephone the nurse

Tell her that it’s getting worse

Let her write it on papyrus

You’ve got a nasty virus eating you.

Patient feeling blue

Boo hoo.

 

You’ve been tossing and turning

Haven’t slept a wink all night

Tell an understanding person

That something just ain’t right

 

Why don’t you e mail your teacher

Send a letter to your preacher

They’ll say, Your words inspire us

But beware the nasty virus eating you

To your own self be true

You’re on your own now, too

 

 

So I found a new perspective

To make it feel all right

I rebirthed my past lives

And bathed myself in light

 

Then I dowsed for total healing

Levitated to the ceiling

And now I’m feeling quite desirous

Of a lovely little virus

Just like you

Just like you

Just like you.

 

©Nigel Wardle  Fieldofsky

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Sister Sky

 

When it just ain’t fun

And it don’t feel good

No matter how hard you try

It’s time you looked for outside help

From Mister Moon and Sister Sky

 

Sister Sky she can take you high

She will make you sing

She knows how,

She sees everything

 

So you’re out of luck

And out of money

And the whole World’s out of tune

You’ve got two friends who can help you,

That’s Sister Sky and Mr Moon

 

Mr Moon get to bed by noon

Silver, rich and strong

You’re the reason why

We sing this song

 

When your feet are numb

And your hands are cold

And your mouth is awfully dry

Just see yourself in a photograph

With Mr Moon and Sister Sky.

 

Sister Sky she can take you high

She will make you sing

She knows how,

She sees everything

 

©Nigel Wardle  Fieldofsky

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The OohOohAh Galaxy

 

I’ve been here a long, long time

But you don’t notice, don’t pay me no mind

I’m not one of you, I’m one of me

My name is Urg, I’m from the planet Glurg

In the OohOohAh Galaxy

 

I’m all around, but you don’t care

I’m in your deepest thoughts and in your underwear

I help you grow, I keep things free

I divine your needs and then I plant my seeds

From the OohOohAh Galaxy

 

My work is done I’m going home

You’ve grown the wheel and the mobile phone

I’m really glad that Glurg chose me

But I’m gonna  go, you know all we know

In the OohOohAh Galaxy

 

©Nigel Wardle  Fieldofsky

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Wouldn’t You Say That Was Lucky    A

 

Girlfriend left me took my car

Left me here in a roadside bar

Last half hour I made two new friends

They both drive Mercedes Benz

 

Now wouldn’t you say that was lucky

Wouldn’t you say that was lucky?

Girlfriend made out in my car

While I was in the roadside bar

But I learned how to play guitar

Wouldn’t you say that was lucky?

 

Bought a house on the edge of town

Big tree fell and knocked it down

Hurricane came the very next day

And blew all the little bits away

 

Now wouldn’t you say that was lucky

Wouldn’t you say that was lucky?

Real old house on the edge of town

Big tree fell and knocked it down

Then the big wind came and cleared my ground

Wouldn’t you say that was lucky?

 

Had a spell in surgery

Full six months before they let me free

Got a scar that spoiled my looks

But I lost weight n’read some really good books

 

Now wouldn’t you say that was lucky?

Wouldn’t you say that was lucky?

Got a scar that spoiled my looks

But I lost weight and read some really good books

Now I‘m dating a nurse who sings when she cooks

Wouldn’t you say that was lucky?

 

©Nigel Wardle  Fieldofsky

 

 

Perkins

 

Well I ain’t too old, but I ain’t too young

And it sure do, hurt me some
When folks say that I will not go far
‘Cos aside from occasional jerkings
There ain’t nothing beats my Perkins
Yeah, I got a Perkins diesel in my car!

 

Cousin Abner came to call.
He pinned me up against the wall
He told me he was gonna chew my gherkins
I said, “Cousin, brother, that’d be fine
Tie me up with baler twine!
But first just let me fire up my old Perkins.”

 

Cousin Rita stopped on by,
Hitched her skirt up to her thigh
Asked me to inspect her internal workings
I said, “Cousin, sister, just wait here,
I’m gonna fetch a case of beer
For you to stand on while I gun my Perkins

 

Well I ain’t too old, but I ain’t too young

And it sure do, hurt me some
When folks say that I will not go far
‘Cos aside from occasional jerkings
There ain’t nothing beats my Perkins
Yeah, I got a Perkins diesel in my car!

 

I got a Perkins diesel , look out, you’ll hit the weasel!
I got a Perkins diesel in my car YEEHAA!

©Nigel Wardle  Fieldofsky

 

 

Horn Syrup

Am///D///Am///E///Am///

D///E///G/E/D/C/

 

Horn Syrup! Straight from the cob
Horn Syrup! ‘Fore I choke and rob
Horn Syrup! What’s a man to do
To get Horn Syrup inside of you?

Like a guilty lover
Who’s trying to stay true
You all lifting up the cover
Of another man’s stew
Peering out the window
Creeping through the door
Looks like everybody’s acting like they need some more

Horn Syrup! Going round in my head
Horn Syrup! When I’m asleep in bed
Horn Syrup! Can’t get it outa your hair?
You get enough Horn Syrup and you jus won’t care

Don’t begin to doubt it
When it all starts to slide
If you can’t do without it
C’mon and step inside
It’s seeping through the attic
And running down the stair
But nobody’s complaining when they get their share

Of Horn Syrup! Straight from the cob
Horn Syrup! ‘Fore I choke and rob
Horn Syrup! What’s a man to do
To get Horn Syrup inside of you?

People get excited
Under its effect
Everyone’s invited
And treated with respect
You won’t be disappointed
Cos it’s not that kind
It’ll stimulate your body
Satisfy your mind!

©Nigel Wardle  Fieldofsky

 

 

Everybody Wants It

 

If you think you’ve only got one, you’ve got two
If you think I’m crazy then I’m just like you
If you need something to see you through
Just squat on the ground or pull up a pew


Everybody’s got it
And everybody’s wants it
Everybody gives it
But they won’t take it back

Everybody needs it
But everybody’s got it
And nobody gets it
‘Cos they don’t take it back

If you think you only got two, you’ve got three
If you think you’re different then you’re just like me
If you want something that you can see
Just pluck that thing from out of your tree

Everybody’s got it
And everybody’s wants it
Everybody gives it
But they won’t take it back

Everybody needs it
But everybody’s got it
And nobody gets it
‘Cos they don’t take it back

Might think you’re dumb or not very clever
But you’re just as beautiful as you can be
Might think you’re wrong, might think you’ll never
But you’ll find you’ll always, just wait and see

If you think you’ve only got three, you’ve got four
If you think you’re special then you’re just like us all
If you get yourself up off that Floor
You won’t be blocking off the door any more

Chorus

Everybody’s got it
And everybody’s wants it
Everybody gives it

©Nigel Wardle  Fieldofsky