If you tie yourself to a frame carefully harnessed to birds you can make them take you to the moon by telling them it is a big round nutty bun, so full of protein and minerals that migration to greener places would no longer be neccesary if only they make that bit of effort to get there. This offers no more discomfort to the birds than a radio tracking device.

Another space propulsion device is the mornig dew bottles. If you collect particularly delicate summer dew into bottles and stand before the rising sun, then as the sun lifts the dew off the Earth so it will lift you up and out of the sphere of magnetick virtue and into space where you will be able to enjoy smoking a pipe.